Tum Tum

My tummy is slowly punishing me for all the times it cried for nourishment & I ignored her. Yes, my tummy's a her. Why? Because I'm a her. Make a stupid joke & tummy will fatslap you. Tummy has feelings too! That's why she's punishing me!

Okay, so how exactly is she making my entire life miserable?

I've been nauseated lately. My mom thinks I'm pregnant. Then she said I was bulimic. Then she just said I was eating too much. Top that? My tummy's been telling my head to start hurting and my body to get tired and sleepy. I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL! I pretty much gag after I eat. & She tortures me by making me dry heave. JhfjklFHd! I don't like this at all. I took Pepto-Bismol because I thought it was just as upset stomach, but I don't think I'd have a migrane and fatigue if it was an upset stomach. Dude, this suuccks. I don't wanna get stomach sick! ):< Well I think I'll go try to make Tummy not so mad at me anymore. RICE AND SPAM, HERE I COME!


^ That's a detailed picture of what a NORMAL stomach should look like D: